five metrosexual tipoffs

You know you've got a metrosexual on your hands when...

1. He takes as much (or more) time in front of the mirror as you do

2. Your bath products are not safe from his usage (particuarly the high intensive moisturizing shea butter scrub)

3. He is way more sentimental than you, and would greatly enjoy taking a scrapbooking class

4. He owns triple the amount of clothes and shoes

5. Showering for twenty mintues is the minimum amount of time needed for maximum cleanliness